SKU:85247613931

Pretty Shit Candle

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Regular price $20.95 USD
Regular price $46.95 USD Sale price $20.95 USD
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 15 - Jul 20

Description

Pretty Shit CandleFlower Fetish Scented For when life isnt perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead on truthsbecause sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when youre manifesting naps, eye rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through lifes romantic era. Its flowers without the allergies.

Fragrance: Sour Watermelon Candy

My dumb parents

At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday

My lingo changes every other week

Smells like a gold-plated sundae

in human form

Dry Shampoo Scented

It's the question that keeps haunting us all

What's that

Lime Mojito Scented

Off-Brand Boxed Wine Scented

eye-rolling at overachievers

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