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A Candle for What the Fucking Fuck
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A Candle for What the Fucking FuckHow do I put this? And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown. Prickly Pear Scented Fragrance: Bamboo
I've Worn the Same Pants All Week
Or in your book
Speaking of rituals
30 Cats is a Nice Round Number
I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's tricked-out kitchen right now if only I'd played my cards right
Open if you dare
healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers
Smells like why do I get ignored on fancy candles
the rest of us have the right to feel left out
Christmas Tree
Sagittarius Traits:
My Other Pencil is a Motorcycle
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