Slow Eye Roll Candle

Slow Eye Roll CandleFloral Shade Scented For when life isnt perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead on truthsbecause sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when youre manifesting naps, eye rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through lifes romantic era. Its flowers without the allergies.

Smells like truth

It's perfect for teacher role play

*Throws Drink in Your Face*

At Least I Remembered

Smells like letting your freak flag fly

Up in Smoke

Smells like a peacekeeper

Cynical Citrus Scented

Unwind and explore your sensuality with this daring candle

I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head

it was something the rest of us learned in first grade

Cannabis Scented